Let's drink a toast, as each of us recalls...
... ivy-covered professors, in ivy-covered halls.
Tom Lehrer's 'Bright College Days' seems rather apposite at the moment. As I potter around the garden pruning the roses (they're still flowering, yay!), Cambridge's version of a so-called "Freshers' 'Week'" (think I've qualified that enough) is drawing to a close. The undergrads will be guiding or being guided around, going to their DoS meetings, meeting compadres old and new, trying to cram in some of the reading they were going to do over the summmer. Jaded, third-year NatScis are regarding the freshers wondering if, maybe, this year they'll find themselves a nice girl. (They won't. By the time you're a third-year NatSci there's not much hope for you.) People are beginning to work out which three newbies are actually one newbie, and which one newbie is actually three. The year stretches out, long and exciting, before them; before the work starts, the undergrads will be taking their rare chance to relax and hang out together without the guilt of knowing they're neglecting an essay or three. And tomorrow at 9am, the physical natscis will pack into Chemistry LT1 for their first look at NatSci Maths, and very soon will think, "Dude, wtf?!" or words to that effect. The second year bio-but-formerly-physical natscis will regard their 11am start, and their probably correct expectation that this year will be a lot more fun, with some smugness. (Hmm, this is getting a bit specific). And even as the delighted word, "Hogwarts!", fades from the first years' lips, some bore in the third year will start talking about 'careers'...
Tom Lehrer's 'Bright College Days' seems rather apposite at the moment. As I potter around the garden pruning the roses (they're still flowering, yay!), Cambridge's version of a so-called "Freshers' 'Week'" (think I've qualified that enough) is drawing to a close. The undergrads will be guiding or being guided around, going to their DoS meetings, meeting compadres old and new, trying to cram in some of the reading they were going to do over the summmer. Jaded, third-year NatScis are regarding the freshers wondering if, maybe, this year they'll find themselves a nice girl. (They won't. By the time you're a third-year NatSci there's not much hope for you.) People are beginning to work out which three newbies are actually one newbie, and which one newbie is actually three. The year stretches out, long and exciting, before them; before the work starts, the undergrads will be taking their rare chance to relax and hang out together without the guilt of knowing they're neglecting an essay or three. And tomorrow at 9am, the physical natscis will pack into Chemistry LT1 for their first look at NatSci Maths, and very soon will think, "Dude, wtf?!" or words to that effect. The second year bio-but-formerly-physical natscis will regard their 11am start, and their probably correct expectation that this year will be a lot more fun, with some smugness. (Hmm, this is getting a bit specific). And even as the delighted word, "Hogwarts!", fades from the first years' lips, some bore in the third year will start talking about 'careers'...

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11am? I wish... but then I suppose I'm not a converted bio nat sci, I've always been one. As for second year being more fun - judging by my timetable, fun isn't gonna be something there's time for... *sigh* ah well, at the least the sunjects will be interesting! :)
Ah well there's always the danger of taking 'proper' science subjects. Experimental Psychology, HPS, Animal Biology, that's the way to go. Though admittedly it does lead you into something of a Dead end.
well what do you class as proper science then????
oh and just because I really need to rant... there's not way second year is going to be better. I don't even have time to speak to my parents because my timtable is too stupidly busy - let alone have fun or speak to other people. Anyone who wants to go to cambridge uni is insane....
The ones that require you to spend hours and hours in a lab doing practicals, rather than hanging around a museum [zoology] or watching swirly patterns on a computer screen and designing questionnaires [psychology]. Or, indeed, being a humanities students [HPS]...
It's not remotely true that all those who aspire to Cambridge are insane; though it is true that being a Cambridge NatSci is possibly the most hardcore thing it's possible to be as a student. You just have to accept that your life is qualitatively different from those of other students... they have fun in the free time when they're not working; you, hopefully, will have fun working! Don't worry, I'm sure things will work out fine :) You had a pretty good start last year, didn't you.
sorry, didn't mean to go off on one... had a bad day!
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